In early days, when people broke up with their girlfriend or partner, they used to write diaries for their mind relaxation. Because, some other peoples make fun of loves through Amazing Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes or Anti Valentines Day Poems or Anti Valentines Day Cards, which they used to pass to their friends who are single too.
Best Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes Saying Cards Poems 2015 for Singles
I sometimes wonder thinking how people can wait for a stupid Valentine’s Day to propose their girlfriends. Seriously? I mean, every single day is quite same. We can show our love any day. Do you have same thoughts about Valentine’s Day? Then, certainly either you didn’t find your love or you had a breakup with your girlfriend/partner.
Anyways whatever. Let’s try to make this day quite funny and memorable. I will provide your some of the Awesome Anti Valentine’s Day Quote for Singles. There are two types of Anti Valentines Day Quotes and Sayings. They are:
- Normal Anti Valentines Day Quotes 2015
- Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes 2015
Let’s start with Normal Anti Valentine’s Day Quotes 2015. After that, we’ll head towards Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes for Singles 2015. We’ll be also covering some Anti Valentines Day Cards and Anti Valentines Day Poems for singles.
Normal Anti Valentines Quotes 2015
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
- W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer’s Notebook
The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare
There is a terrible hunger for love. We all experience that in our lives — the pain, the loneliness. We must have the courage to recognize it.
- Mother Teresa
Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.
- Laurell K. Hamilton
We fall in love when our imagination projects non-existent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it; love dies.
- José Ortega y Gasset
Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day.
- Jay Leno
Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes 2015
I am not yours; you’re not mine. Be my Anti-Valentine.
Don’t forget to leave work early today so that people actually think you have Valentine’s Day plans.
To fall in love is awfully simple; to fall out of love is simply awful.
I don’t think I’ll get married again. I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
- Lewis Grizzard
I will not cheat on my wife. Because I love my house.
- Chas Elstner
Personally I know nothing about sex because I have always been married.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Funny Anti Valentines Day Sayings 2015
You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampire.
- Lauren Hammond
Love is a grave mental disease.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.
- Joyce Brothers
Hilarious Funny Anti Valentines Day Cards 2015
It looks Anti-Valentines Day is more or less as big as a movement as the Hallmark Holiday itself, as we found hundreds of humorous greeting cards and extent that will warm the cockles of any lonely alone hearts. We had some digging and unearthed some amazing Hilarious and Funny Anti Valentines Day Cards, and a little token of non-affection you’ll actually want to in the post this year.
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We love this ‘Sisters Before Misters’ Polaroid Card
For The gloomy Anti-Valentine 2015
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Cupid Rhymes With Stupid.
Funny Anti Valentines Day Poems 2015
To bring into being, one of Patrick Winstanley’s real-world valentine’s poems, which can be used to ward off unwelcome Valentine’s Day advances. This is a modified on traditional Roses are Red Poems and can be used, tactically if necessary, as a gentle rebuff to those proposing unwanted valentines gifts.
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Roses Are Red | Top Anti Valentines Day 2015 Poems
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know that red roses are traditional as a valentine’s gift and that it’s supply and demand, rather than cynical commercial interests, that dictates the price rockets.
First to Last | Best Anti Valentines Day Poems 2015
On our first Valentine’s Day,
You bought me
A dozen red roses
And a silk dressing gown.
On our last Valentine’s Day,
You brought me
A rose bush and a trowel,
And told me to grow my own.
Saint or Sinner | Cute Anti Valentine Poem for Singles
Is Saint Valentine
The saint of lost causes,
Or is he the saint
Of sinister stalkers,
Whose valentines cards
Bear single entendres?
They’re two sides of a coin.
The proper riposte,
A swift knee to the groin.
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